Wendigo Removal
When you’ve got Wendigos, we’ve got you covered. Monster Mashers Inc. is the leading Wendigo removal specialist serving the local area. We provide a complete range of services to trap, release, and exorcise Wendigos of all types, both real and ethereal. Our licensed Funnel-and-Fan Release Ray™ is the world’s only proprietary Wendigo trapping tool, delivering the highest quality of results available. Whether you have Wendigos in your basement or your backyard, you can count on us to get them gone for good.
To schedule an inspection, or to request a quote, give us a call today.
Your Top Choice for Local Wendigo Removal
With years of experience, Monster Mashers Inc. has proven itself a winner in the monster-hunting industry—and hunting Wendigos is no exception. We boast a proven track record of tracking, catching, and extirpating all Wendigos who come our way.
For every Wendigo removal operation, we promise:
- On-time service
- Robust customer support
- Trained and well-equipped technicians
- On-call exorcists
- Competitive rates
- Satisfaction guaranteed
The Most Advanced Wendigo-Removal Technology Available
We’re proud to be the sole manufacturer of the world’s only Wendigo trapping tool. The Funnel-and-Fan Release Ray™ is our crowning achievement. It is a masterclass in design, a powerhouse in paranormal performance, delivering unparalleled results to ensure complete Wendigo eradication.
What’s the secret to our sauce? The Funnel-and-Fan Release Ray™ uses state-of-the-art micro-processing detection software to locate nearby Wendigos. With a flick of a switch, we can search and detect any paranormal presence that may be haunting your home. From there, the ray’s proprietary Wendigo-suction blades go into turbo mode, suctioning air and blowing it back through the exhaust while trapping the Wendigo. Smart, safe, secure: When hunting a Wendigo, the Funnel-and-Fan™ is the only way to go.
Key Benefits:
- Better predictability
- Improved outcomes for possessed victims
- Safer and more eco-friendly
- Minimal loss of human life
You’ll Love Our Wendigo Removal Services. Guaranteed.
We know that our Wendigo removal services are second to none. We know that you know that we know that we’re the best in the business, and we want you to know that we know you know it too.
That’s why all our Wendigo removal services come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. If somehow, they don’t live up to your expectations, then all you need to do is contact us. Tell us the problem, and we’ll do everything we can to fix it. The job’s not done until you say so.
We like to view our guarantee as a testament—a testament to our skill, experience, and commitment to our customers. It’s our way of proving to you that we are the right team for the job. Rest assured, because with Monster Mashers Inc., you have a monster hunter you can trust. We guarantee it.
When the Wendigos Got to Go, Call Monster Mashers Inc.
Prompt, efficient, and experienced, Monster Mashers Inc. is your best bet for Wendigo removal. We’ve helped endless innocents get the peace of mind they need knowing that they’re safe from cannibalistic creatures. Our many return customers will attest to the quality of our work and the skill of our staff. Now, you can too.
Why wait? We’ll be happy to answer any questions you may have about our services, prices, and your next best steps. All you have to do is get in touch.
Contact us to book an assessment today. We can’t wait to get started—and you can’t either.