Got a Pet Mogwai?

3 Tips to Keep Them Healthy and Happy

Gremlins are a nuisance to meet—but mogwai are a delight to keep. The gremlin’s furry cute cousin, the mogwai is an excellent pet for individuals and families alike. Their calm and complacent nature makes them an ideal companion, one particularly well-suited to young children.

While mogwai are relatively low maintenance, they do require some special treatment compared to other, more conventional pets.

Here are three golden rules to keeping a mogwai:

1. Keep them out of light: Mogwai are extremely sensitive to bright light, both natural and artificial. Do not put them in direct sunlight, as it is lethal to their delicate, nocturnal bodies.
2. Do not expose them to water: Water activates a mogwai’s reproductive capabilities, causing them to multiply rapidly in seconds. Unless you want a whole brood of mogwai, keep them as far from water as possible.

No feeding after midnight: Last and most important, do not feed a mogwai after midnight. Doing so will cause it to enter chrysalis and transform into a gremlin, and you don’t want that. If you want to keep your friend furry and happy, make sure all your food—even the most miniature morsel—is safely stowed at night. Because once it starts its metamorphosis, there’s no going back!

Gremlins Removal

You’ve got gremlins—we’ve got answers. Monster Mashers Inc. is proud to specialize in gremlin extermination. For over 175 years, we’ve been at the forefront of gremlin hunting and tracking, catching and killing, earning us the praise of our peers and clients alike. If these miscreant munchkins have made a mess of your home or business, we’re the team that will get rid of them.

To schedule an inspection, give us a call today.

Get Those Gremlins Gone for Good

Gremlins, though relatively harmless, are a nuisance that can wreak havoc on your home. Luckily, we’re here to help.

We provide full-service solutions for all types of gremlin infestations. These cantankerous tinkerers can find a home almost anywhere with metal or mechanical parts. Ovens, airplanes, motor vehicles—you name it, they’ll claim it.

That’s why we always start our services with a comprehensive inspection. We put your property through a thoroughgoing assessment, checking for all signs of activity to get to the root of the problem. Wherever those feisty fiends are hiding—be it your garage, your fridge, or your personal airplane— you can count on us to find every last one of them.

With our services, you can expect:

• On-time service
• Robust customer support
• Trained and well-equipped technicians
• On-call exorcists
• Competitive rates
• Satisfaction guaranteed

It’s time to get those gremlins gone for good. Contact us to book your inspection today.

How to Spot a Gremlin Infestation

Unless you see one, it can be hard to tell whether you have gremlins or just bad luck. Maybe your car, fridge, and TV all just happened to bite the dust around the same time. It’s possible, sure. But if you have repeated instances of an appliance failure, you very well may be dealing with a group of gremlins.

There are a few things you can look out for that can indicate gremlin activity. Signs include:

• Missing postage stamps
• Traces of snozzberries
• Sudden damage to appliances
• Consistent vehicular mechanical problems
• Sounds of snickering in the nighttime

If you notice one or more of these, you may be the unfortunate victim of a gripe with gremlins. Don’t hesitate to get in touch to see what we can do for you.

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Our gremlin removal services are tested, trusted, and proven to work. That’s why every job comes backed by a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. We know we can get those pesky goblinoids gone for good—and we want you to know it too. If you’re not 100% satisfied with the quality of our service, simply let us know. We’ll come back, listen to your problem, and do whatever it takes to rectify the situation. That’s our promise to you.