Evil Clown Removal

Clowns were once a symbol of laughter, joy, and celebration. It was not uncommon to see these physical comedians performing at children’s birthday parties, the circus, or other events—however, this has changed in recent years.

Experts are not positive when good clowns suddenly started to go bad, but one thing is clear: modern clowns now strike fear into the hearts of many. If you have seen a sinister-looking clown on the side of the road or the outskirts of your property, contact Monster Mashers Inc. right away for a professional investigation.

Separating the Good Clowns from the Bad

Although the number of twisted jokesters has significantly increased over the years, this is not to say there are no longer pure-hearted clowns out there. Therefore, we place a strong emphasis on knowing how to distinguish an evil clown and when to contact a certified clown control company.

Some of the signs that you are dealing with an evil psychotic clown include:

• Maniacal laughter
• They carry knives, hatchets, or other sharp objects
• Pointed teeth
• Blood splatter on clothing
• Distant or angry-looking stares  

Juggalos Are NOT Evil Clowns

Fans of the musical group Insane Clown Posse will often dress up similarly to evil clowns, but it is crucial to know the difference. If you spot what looks to be an evil clown doing things such as rapping poorly, drinking soda, or throwing up strange hand signs, you are most likely dealing with a Juggalo. Although you should keep a safe distance, they are quite harmless, and there is no need for professional intervention.

Don’t Fall for Evil Clown Tricks

Some maniacal clowns will make their presence known by running toward you in an aggressive manner, but this isn’t always the case. Some evil comedians will instead take a more tactful approach and attempt to lure you into a false sense of security. If you suspect that you may have encountered a sinister clown, our experts suggest that you do not engage in any games or accept any gifts from them, such as ice cream or balloon animals.

Our Evil Clown Control Methods

At Monster Mashers Inc, we believe that no clowns are completely evil and that they are often just looking to create mischief and get some attention. We do everything we can to use non-lethal methods of clown containment. By using advanced baiting and live trapping techniques, we are often able to subdue these twisted individuals and help them on the road to rehabilitation. We promise to take all captured clowns to the nearest center for the criminally insane so that they can hopefully once again become functioning members of the circus.