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Monster Removal

Monster Mashers Inc. is your full-service, customer-focused monster hunter. We provide trap, removal, and extermination services for a complete range of monsters and fiends. From banshees to bugbears, from centaurs to sea-ghosts, we have all your bases covered. With prices that please and services you can count on, we are the team to choose.

Explore our range of monster services below. To schedule a consultation, or to request a quote, don’t hesitate to contact us today.

Your Full-Service Monster-Slaying Specialist

Monster Mashers Inc. hunts anything that haunts. We offer the most comprehensive service solutions available, delivering quality results for a complete range of monsters and mythical creatures. Whether you have ghosts in your attic or monsters under your bed, you can trust us to find the problem and fix it fast.

We can help with:

  • Baba Yaga
  • Bigfoot
  • Boogeymen
  • Chupacabra
  • Clowns (evil or otherwise)
  • Dragons
  • Ghosts
  • Jabberwocky
  • Trolls
  • Under the bed monsters
  • Vampires
  • Werewolves and other werecreatures
  • Zombies
  • …and more!

All our services come with a thoroughgoing inspection-and-consultation session. We’ll first come to your location to assess the scope of the infestation, rooting around for all signs of paranormal activity. From there, we’ll sit down with you to discuss your best course of action. We consider it a privilege to give you the advice and guidance you need to stay safe in these trying times. Ask us any questions you have, and we’ll be happy to answer them before giving you a quote for the job.

The Masters of Monster Killing

Years of experience, years of training, and a commitment to our craft have made us the area’s leading local monster killers. At Monster Mashers, killing isn’t just our specialty. It’s our passion—our livelihood. It’s our way of making the world a better a place, one fiendish corpse at a time. Some hunters have sharp blades, others sharp minds. We, though? We have both.

As a client, you can expect:

  • Fast response times
  • Strategic solutions
  • Robust safety protocols
  • Expert preventative measures

Our Signature Trap-and-Release Scheme

The Humane Choice for Combatting Monsters

Here at Monster Mashers Inc., we make it our mission to provide smart, sustainable solutions to our clients. Sometimes, that means learning to coexist with our more monstrous maleficent. That’s why, in addition to our monster-slaying services, we now offer a complete range of trap-and-release services. We can capture any beast or fiend, pacify it, and relocate it to a suitable environment where it can live and haunt freely. You stay safe, and you can enjoy the peace of mind knowing you’ve done your job to conserve the life of an extra-dimensional species. Now that’s what we call a win-win!

OR WE CAN JUST BLOW ITS FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!!!

To learn more about our trap-and-release scheme, contact us and book a consultation today.

For Local Monster Hunting, Choose the Best in the Business

Choose Monster Mashers Inc.

Why wait? We know we are your best bet for removing those monsters. No job is too big or small for our team to tackle, and we’ve helped countless clients get the peace of mind they need to get on with their day-to-day life. We’re confident we can help you too.

Contact us today to get started.